Will is a mean fucker

Started by QueefInYourFace, Apr 02, 2015, 09:20 AM

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QueefInYourFace

Soldier's Quarters
Also here: Will*, Tiny, Barry*, Urg, short dark-elf soldier, fat dark-elf
soldier.
Obvious exits: south, west, down
Will casts stoneskin!
Will kneels to meditate.
The short dark-elf soldier swings at you with their fine broadsword!
The short dark-elf soldier swings at you with their fine broadsword!
The short dark-elf soldier swings at you with their fine broadsword!
The short dark-elf soldier swings at you with their fine broadsword!
The fat dark-elf soldier swings at Urg with their fine broadsword!
The fat dark-elf soldier swings at Urg with their fine broadsword!
The fat dark-elf soldier swings at Urg with their fine broadsword!
The fat dark-elf soldier swings at Urg with their fine broadsword!
Barry is looking to the west.
You hear movement to the west.
You hear movement to the west.
Will begins to chant in arcane tones.
Will completes the regeneration spell, and lays hands upon Will!
Will moves to attack everyone in the room.
Mersinary walks into the room from the west.
Viv walks into the room from the west.
[HP=564]:
Soldier's Quarters
Also here: Will*, Tiny, Barry*, Urg, Mersinary, Viv, Wong, MEATYBONE, Lazarus,
short dark-elf soldier, fat dark-elf soldier.
Obvious exits: south, west, down
Viv moves to attack short dark-elf soldier.
Tiny looks Mersinary up and down.
[HP=564]:l Viv
[ Viv Savage ](American Hero)
Viv is a massive, physically Godlike Gaunt One Warrior with no hair and black
eyes. He moves cautiously, and is hostile and rather unappealing. Viv appears
to be bright and looks fairly knowledgeable. He is unwounded.

He is equipped with:

huge darkwood club             (Weapon Hand)
plate gauntlets                (Hands)
gold ring                      (Finger)
plate boots                    (Feet)
serpent armbands               (Arms)
phoenix feather                (Neck)
light plate leggings           (Legs)
golden belt                    (Waist)
silvery plate corselet         (Torso)
greasy leather bracelet        (Wrist)
carved ivory mask              (Ears)

Mersinary casts minor healing on Lazarus!
Barry looks Lazarus up and down.
Wong surprise jabs Will for 84 damage!
MEATYBONE surprise stabs short dark-elf soldier for 97 damage!
Lazarus lunges at at Will!
The short dark-elf soldier swings at MEATYBONE with their fine broadsword, but h
e dodges!
The short dark-elf soldier swings at MEATYBONE with their fine broadsword, but h
e dodges!
The short dark-elf soldier swings at MEATYBONE with their fine broadsword, but h
e dodges!
The short dark-elf soldier swings at MEATYBONE with their fine broadsword, but h
e dodges!
The fat dark-elf soldier slashes MEATYBONE for 9 damage!
The fat dark-elf soldier swings at MEATYBONE with their fine broadsword, but he
dodges!
The fat dark-elf soldier slashes MEATYBONE for 9 damage!
The fat dark-elf soldier swings at MEATYBONE with their fine broadsword, but he
dodges!
Will makes a sharp gesture!
An earthquake rocks the room for 203 damage!
The dark-elf takes one last swing at you, and dies with a growl.
Mersinary is looking at you.
Mersinary is searching the area.
Tiny attempts to cast greater healing, but fails.
MEATYBONE picks up some gold crowns
Lazarus moves to attack Will.
Wong moves to attack Will.
MEATYBONE moves to attack Will.
MEATYBONE moves to attack fat dark-elf soldier.
Viv moves to attack Will.
Mersinary casts hold person on Will!
Mersinary moves to cast godstrike upon Will.
MEATYBONE is looking at you.
Viv moves to attack fat dark-elf soldier.
Mersinary says "@held"
Tiny looks Viv up and down.
The fat dark-elf soldier swings at Viv with their fine broadsword!
The fat dark-elf soldier swings at Viv with their fine broadsword!
The fat dark-elf soldier slashes Viv, but the swing glances off!
The fat dark-elf soldier slashes Viv, but the swing glances off!
Will makes a sharp gesture!
An earthquake rocks the room for 193 damage!
Mersinary drops to the ground!
Mersinary is dead.
Will just bitch-slapped Mersinary!
Will makes a sharp gesture!
An earthquake rocks the room for 193 damage!
Viv drops to the ground!
Viv is dead.
Will just spanked Viv!
Will makes a sharp gesture!
An earthquake rocks the room for 193 damage!
Wong drops to the ground!
Wong is dead.
Will just destroyed Wong!
Will makes a sharp gesture!
An earthquake rocks the room for 193 damage!
MEATYBONE drops to the ground!
MEATYBONE is dead.
Will just humiliated MEATYBONE!
Will makes a sharp gesture!
An earthquake rocks the room for 193 damage!
Lazarus drops to the ground!
Lazarus is dead.
Will just pwned Lazarus!
Will makes a sharp gesture!
An earthquake rocks the room for 193 damage!
The dark-elf takes one last swing at you, and dies with a growl.
Mersinary is dead.
Viv is dead.
Wong is dead.
MEATYBONE is dead.
Lazarus is dead.
Mersinary just disconnected!!!
[HP=564]:-PVPkill: Will killed Mersinary
Broadcast from Champion "PVPkill: Will killed Mersinary"
[HP=564]:
Soldier's Quarters
You notice 13 platinum pieces, 3308 gold crowns, 89 silver nobles, long golden
staff, astral staff, silk gloves, skullcap, cloth shoes, 2 silk trousers, 5
mine pass, 5 rope and grapples, 4 pine wands, opal brooch, 5 black star keys,
plate boots, plate gauntlets, 2 skull keys, cross key, serpent armbands, 2 gold
rings, light plate leggings, silvery plate corselet, 2 greasy leather
bracelets, carved ivory mask, black serpent key, golden belt, jeweled
adamantite longsword, runed key, gleaming shard, huge darkwood club, 23 black
diamonds, 3 blackened dirks, poisoned shuriken, black tabi, hooded mask, black
ninja robes here.
Also here: Will*, Tiny, Barry*, Urg.
Obvious exits: south, west, down
[HP=564]:-PVPkill: Will killed Viv
Broadcast from Champion "PVPkill: Will killed Viv"
Knowone gossips: Will ,KILLED Mersinary...bitch-slapped!!!
Knowone gossips: Will ,KILLED Viv...spanked!!!
Knowone gossips: Will ,KILLED Wong...destroyed!!!
Knowone gossips: Will ,KILLED MEATYBONE...humiliated!!!
Knowone gossips: Will ,KILLED Lazarus...pwned!!!
Viv just disconnected!!!
[HP=564]:-PVPkill: Will killed Wong
Broadcast from Champion "PVPkill: Will killed Wong"
[HP=564]:-PVPkill: Will killed MEATYBONE
Broadcast from Champion "PVPkill: Will killed MEATYBONE"
[HP=564]:-PVPkill: Will killed Lazarus
Broadcast from Champion "PVPkill: Will killed Lazarus"
[HP=564]:par
You are following Will.
The following people are in your travel party:
  Will Hunting                  (Druid)      [M: 45%] [H: 74%]  - Frontrank
  Tiny                          (Cleric)     [M: 93%] [H:100%]  - Backrank
  Barry Sanders                 (Ninja)               [H:100%]  - Backrank
  Champion Saurial              (Witchunter)          [H:100%]  - Backrank
  Urg GodODestuc                (Paladin)    [M:100%] [H:100%]  - Backrank
Tiny gossips: let the boddies hit the floor
Tiny gossips: let the boddies hit the floor
Barry picks up some platinum pieces
Tiny gossips: let the boddies hit the floor
Tiny gossips: let the boddies hit the floor
Tiny gossips: let the boddies hit the floor
Tiny casts greater healing on Will!
Urg picks up golden belt.
Urg snickers.
Barry gangpaths: HAHA
Tiny casts major healing on Will!
Barry gossips: rofl
Will says "let me have"
Will picks up huge darkwood club.
Will picks up jeweled adamantite longsword.
Tiny says "hahah"
Broadcast from Urg "bwahahaha"
Urg kisses his belt of might!
[HP=564]:
Soldier's Quarters
You notice 3308 gold crowns, 89 silver nobles, long golden staff, astral staff,
silk gloves, skullcap, cloth shoes, 2 silk trousers, 5 mine pass, 5 rope and
grapples, 4 pine wands, opal brooch, 5 black star keys, plate boots, plate
gauntlets, 2 skull keys, cross key, serpent armbands, 2 gold rings, light plate
leggings, silvery plate corselet, 2 greasy leather bracelets, carved ivory
mask, black serpent key, runed key, gleaming shard, 23 black diamonds, 3
blackened dirks, poisoned shuriken, black tabi, hooded mask, black ninja robes
here.
Also here: Will*, Tiny, Barry*, Urg.
Obvious exits: south, west, down
PewDie gossips: owch
Will picks up opal brooch.
Urg picks up gold ring.
Nod gossips: That's how it's done.
Will picks up 2 skull keys.
Urg picks up gold ring.
Will picks up 23 black diamonds.
Broadcast from Tiny "more dirks"
Barry says "wow"
Urg gossips: EAT MY DICK FAGGOTS
Will picks up serpent armbands.
Will picks up long golden staff.
[HP=564]:
Soldier's Quarters
You notice 3308 gold crowns, 89 silver nobles, astral staff, silk gloves,
skullcap, cloth shoes, 2 silk trousers, 5 mine pass, 5 rope and grapples, 4
pine wands, 5 black star keys, plate boots, plate gauntlets, cross key, light
plate leggings, silvery plate corselet, 2 greasy leather bracelets, carved
ivory mask, black serpent key, runed key, gleaming shard, 3 blackened dirks,
poisoned shuriken, black tabi, hooded mask, black ninja robes here.
Also here: Will*, Tiny, Barry*, Urg.
Obvious exits: south, west, down
[HP=564]:par
You are following Will.
The following people are in your travel party:
  Will Hunting                  (Druid)      [M: 51%] [H:100%]  - Frontrank
  Tiny                          (Cleric)     [M: 81%] [H:100%]  - Backrank
  Barry Sanders                 (Ninja)               [H:100%]  - Backrank
  Champion Saurial              (Witchunter)          [H:100%]  - Backrank
  Urg GodODestuc                (Paladin)    [M:100%] [H:100%]  - Backrank
Will picks up astral staff.
Natas gossips: wtf
Will picks up runed key.
Broadcast from Urg "wbaahahahaha"
[HP=564]:br holy shit
Broadcast from Champion "holy shit"
[HP=564]:
Soldier's Quarters
You notice 3308 gold crowns, 89 silver nobles, silk gloves, skullcap, cloth
shoes, 2 silk trousers, 5 mine pass, 5 rope and grapples, 4 pine wands, 5 black
star keys, plate boots, plate gauntlets, cross key, light plate leggings,
silvery plate corselet, 2 greasy leather bracelets, carved ivory mask, black
serpent key, gleaming shard, 3 blackened dirks, poisoned shuriken, black tabi,
hooded mask, black ninja robes here.
Also here: Will*, Tiny, Barry*, Urg.
Obvious exits: south, west, down
Barry says "jal"

Vitoc

Does it actually repeat the same hit message for each player in the room?


Gardner Denver

Quote from: Vitoc on Apr 02, 2015, 12:33 PM
Does it actually repeat the same hit message for each player in the room?

Yes

Vitoc

Quote from: Gardner Denver on Apr 02, 2015, 05:01 PM
Yes
hrm... first I've heard of it.  Maybe this weekend along with the crash issue from a couple weeks ago?


Jumpin Jack Flash

If you're doing some coding this weekend, I somehow lost 25,000,000 exp.  If you can code that back in for me, it would be appreciated!   ;D

QueefInYourFace

It only repeats the hit message on a room spell if the damage delt kills the target, otherwise its one message.

Just to clarify.

Gardner Denver

Quote from: Vitoc on Apr 02, 2015, 09:54 PM
hrm... first I've heard of it.  Maybe this weekend along with the crash issue from a couple weeks ago?

I'm down for the count I'm afraid.  Despite my best efforts, I have caught the plague.

Hurricane Omega

Sorry to hear that, this year's plague is a really nasty one at that.  Knocked me down for a full week and I still have a nasty couch from it.

Vitoc

You guys too?

I've been sick since Wednesday of last week. :( I started to feel better on Saturday and then at dinner that night it came back with a vengeance.  Hopefully this next weekend we'll be in better shape.